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Chloe Petts – If You Can't Say Anything Nice

Canalhouse, Nottingham, Nottinghamshire, NG1 7EH

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Wednesday 21 February 2023 | 7.30pm (doors open at 7pm) 

Venue: NCF Comedy, Canalhouse 

Tickets £14 

Suitable for 14+

Fresh from her smash hit Edinburgh Fringe run and Soho Theatre sell-out debut, Chloe Petts returns with her follow-up hour. Everyone complimented her on how polite she was with big issues in the last show so now she's cashing in those points and plans on being really rude. Expect routines on Greta Thunberg, the footie and calling you all a bunch of virgins.

A first show that was worth waiting for. ★★★★ The Guardian

Astonishingly assured debut from Petts… You'll learn things, but you'll laugh even more. ★★★★ Metro

One of the most accomplished Fringe debuts ever. ★★★★ Evening Standard

 

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