To provide you with the best experience, cookies are used on this site. Find out more here.

An inspiring day of videogaming and uprising.
asses.masses is a custom videogame designed to be played from beginning to end by a live audience, one person at a time. It's a 7+ hour epic story of a herd of unemployed donkeys trying to get their jobs back, all while navigating the perils of a post-Industrial society in which they've been made redundant.
Cheeky, political, and best described as Animal Farm meets Pokémon meets Final Fantasy, asses.masses puts the control(ler) in its audience's hands and asks them to discover the space between the work that defines us and the play that frees us.
No previous gaming (or donkey) experience required.
The length of the show is variable, depending on how long it takes the audience to finish the game. Food will be provided throughout the experience and served at each interval. Drinks will be available for purchase.
Tickets:
£15 early bird ticket offer (available until 31st December)
Full price £20 / concessions £15
Tickets include snacks, an evening meal, dessert, and tea/coffee/water – available during intervals. Menu details to be announced soon. Vegan and gluten-free options will be available.
Language: All text in asses.masses is visually displayed on the screen. The show will be presented in English.
Content advisory: asses.masses includes flashing lights, audience participation, violence, crude language, simulated donkey sex, simulated human sex, and references to drug use, suicide, and police brutality.
Age recommendation: This is not a performance that is suitable for young audiences. We recommend this event for audience members ages 15+. Under 18s must be accompanied by an adult.
This event will be a relaxed performance. We invite you to make yourself comfortable and move around if you need to. If you need to leave the Screen at any point, you may return to the space when you feel ready.
Participation and active spectatorship are a central part of asses.masses. We invite you to be part of our Herd in any way you can.
| asses.masses (21 Mar 2026) | ||
|---|---|---|
| Day | Times | |
| Saturday | 13:00 | - 20:30 |
Nottingham's leading architect Watson Fothergill has some magnificent buildings within…
Famous Nottingham pharmaceutical brand, Boots, opened their first store on Goosegate in…
The Adams & Page Building dates back to 10th July 1855 and sits proudly as the largest…
Sir James Matthew Barrie was a Scottish author and dramatist, best remembered today as…
With 48 lanes Nottingham Bowl is the UKs largest bowling alley, boasting a range of…
A mural, which celebrates Nottingham’s pioneering history with the lace industry, has…
It takes a building of some distinction to stand out in a city as rich in beautiful and…
Number one for shopping in Nottingham, Debbie Bryan are an award winning, independent…
The Brian Clough statue stands proudly in Nottingham city centre just off Old Market…
Home of ice skating legends Torvill & Dean, the NIC is the coolest place to skate in…
t Mary’s Church – Grade 1 Listed and the largest medieval building in the city of…
Nottingham Contemporary is one of the largest contemporary art galleries in the UK,…
A historic wall which divided Nottingham’s Old Market Square for 700 years has been…
Go Quest Adventures is turning the streets of Nottingham into an Adventure Playground!
A focal point for residents and visitors, Old Market Square is where friends meet,…
Recently Viewed
Workshop
The Hutt Thursday 19 February 2026 | 6pm - 8pm Tickets: £33
Join The Paint Club for a relaxed…
Workshop
The Alchemist Monday 5 January, 2 February & 2 March 2026 | 7pm - 9pm Tickets: £33
Join The…
Workshop
Unicorn Hotel Tuesday 10 February, 14 April, 9 June & 11 August 2026 | 7pm - 9pm Tickets: £33
…
Workshop
Portello Lounge Wednesday 28 January & 25 February 2026 | 7pm - 9pm Tickets: £33
Join The…
